All 29 movie Reviews

Tom's Easter orgy Tom's Easter orgy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That kicked absolute ass. Kudos to YOU... great character faces & smooth animating. Humorous shock value aplenty. Wobbity wobbity brain kaplooey.... --Dave

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Blueberry Blueberry

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Ending ideas for YOU!

Just take an hour or two to make an ending, and update your .swf in the submission. Possible ideas:

1) Pie is cooked... fade out on pie. Everyone loves pie.
2) Oven explodes & cafe burns to the ground.
3) Truck crashes through window of cafe before pie finishes.
4) Pie transforms into giant robot
5) Pie is served to starving children... everyone's holding hands & it's a fucking Benetton ad from the late -'80s
6) Pie gets thrown in cameras face for a nice SPLAT! ending
7) Jason Schwartzman has sex with pie - obviously
8) Pie is eaten by some lady. It's crapped out & eventually fertilizes new blueberry trees. It's the goddamned circle of life, Simba
9) Blueberries weren't blueberries; they were poisonous unripened nightshade berries and everybody in the diner dies.
10) The blueberries are all little Earths and George W. Bush is the baker. He eats the pie and shits out a fountain of crude oil afterwards. OK, so this one might take more like three hours to animate...

Anyway, good art style.

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PAPU's Smashing Holiday PAPU's Smashing Holiday

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Proud to earn this "protection point."

Proud to support Xeth for another submission on Newgrounds. Maybe now that you've dusted off PapĆ¼ for another installment, maybe we can see a new Bulbo animation again sometime soon! Happy Hannukah, Feinberg. You're the Feinbergiest...

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The Ultimate Showdown The Ultimate Showdown

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Great song!

Kudos to Trapezoid for the catchy, fun song.

Otherwise...fartistically tepid. A is for effort though. For homegrown fare it's well above average. But what the fuck do I know, it's the most popular thing here. Clearly I need to re-assess my standards and watch the whole thing again.

Or just take a mayonnaise bath. Which would the rational person do?

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altffour responds:

I'm trying, and considering how long I've been in this crazy flash game, I'm sure I will improve with time.

Sesame Street Unleashed Sesame Street Unleashed

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Best.

I have seen a lot of crap, but this is the best crap I've ever seen. Insanely funny...very good timing. Very good job, you sick little muppet, you. A+, 5, 10!

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boinky33 responds:

Holy shit, thanks. I love your stuff, so this means alot to me.

The Four Seasons The Four Seasons

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


When fading to and from white, tween a white rectangle (alpha) over the entire image instead of tweening all the individual symbols. This will keep the "ghosting effect" from happening.

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Evil Josh & Billy: Ep. 03 Evil Josh & Billy: Ep. 03

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars



Very good comedic timing. Overall kinda dippy but hey, I laughed a lot so WTF. YOU WIN!

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The Wrong Vagina The Wrong Vagina

Rated 2 / 5 stars


The nerve! The opulence!

Forcing me to sit slack-jawed through this ten-minute marble-mouthed blitzkrieg of blithering bilge! Not a chuckle! Nary a titter! Well, perhaps a bit of chortling, then, at least? NAY!!

Dirty, wish-I-was-Japanese style once again makes a spectacle of the latest craze towards mainstream teenage corner-cutting. I'd say it was a waste of time, but shit man, what else did these stunted, unfortunate crackers have to do this afternoon?

(insert more meaningless, pointlessly personal attacks here)

How did this toon get so popular? Simple...they stuck the word "vagina" in the title. Anyone who sinks so low as to arbitrarily stick an obviously offensive word in the title of their online Flash toons to get more attention deserves a hearty mouthful of strenuously used cat litter.

Signed, the creator of "Retarded Animal Babies."


P.S. Just kidding. Way to go, milksuckers!

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The Runaway Cow!!! The Runaway Cow!!!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hey, nice one.

It had a beginning, middle, and end. That alone puts it in the top ten-percentile!

Simple, entertaining, and occasionally covered in cow feces. I can ask for nothing more from you. Except, maybe, MORE COWBELL.

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Retarded Animal BabiesCE1 Retarded Animal BabiesCE1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why 10? Because I'm a fucking egomaniac!

Hey, thanks for the stroke. It's great knowing people are spending their whole day working on something just to honor ME!

I ate Rice Krispies for breakfast today! Why do I deserve such honor???

And why did Pico shoot the hamster? Who's this tribute for, anyway? The hamster could SO take Pico. He are monk, for Chrissakes

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TheComet responds:

Hahaha, I ate rice crispies too ;)
Anyways, thanks for the review. I'm probably going to go crazy and make a shizload of these, obviously I'll try my best to improve the gfx (I'm not the best, I'm best at audio and animation).
Thanks for the credit on your site also.

I kinda noticed myself this almost seems anti-hamster O.o...dont want anti-hamster, he's my fav RAB :) Can i get a .fla with your characters in it? (because I can't trace the .bmp screenshots I took...traces too many details...>.<, I lowere the # of corners and ease up on the sensitivity, and it blotches the chars face up...)