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[HAMU]

Speed 'er upps

I like Breakout & Arkanoid (Tetris is still my favorite) and am always happy to see new takes on 'em. I'm guessing the slow speed is because of all the crazy-ass extra animations. They are definitely trippy and add to the vibe, and it'd be a shame to lose them...but maybe cutting back just a little will speed things up? It should be manic like Arkanoid. I crapped my Toughskins every time back when I played that game on the cocktail arcade table at Pizza Hut in the '80s.

Hope you don't get discouraged or nuthin' with these "too slow" reviews. Great bit of programming going on, I like your originality with fonts, and the colors & music are great. I hope you're doing this for a living and making serious bank someday soon. As for first/second/third place... if that's your only motivation, well then... I would like to slap you in the face with a large fish.

Now update this game so I can gleefully waste all day playing it! I'll even Paypal you five bucks if you do. How can anyone say no to five bucks.

Six bucks?

[HTF Easter Smoochie]

It was good.

It was good and all, but it sure reminds me a lot of Retarded Animal Babies. (now removing tongue from cheek)

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

I'm very, very impressed

Stick figures sure are easy to animate, ain't they? But they get the point across on the lowest of budgets. The animating/art ability is there, you just choose not to use too much of it. Because fuck, man...who's writing the checks? I respect that.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

Great work. Shitty game play.

GREAT graphics, great style, and it's even funny there, corky! So much effort put into a game that's by all rights impossible to play. Maybe I should give it more than one minute of trying. But then again, maybe I don't have more than a minute, eh? Anyway, too bad about the bad audio, too. Poor tempo. Four months...tsk tsk.