Dave's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

Gracious.

Drugs good

[Spaceflight]

We are the Blorg

OK, good practice effort. You obviously have ability.... Now make something entertaining. And don't forget to credit the music next time!

[Madness Redeemer]

Tastelessly craptastic!

Truly wonderful...very reminiscent of that Xiao Xiao shit. I was disappointed with the ending, but am having a hard time imagining a better one. Very fluid angimatin'. Crosshair faces will invade my dreams for a fortnight.

[Qi]

The sum is greater than the parts

Staggering...Tron meets Fantasia. Like watching a dream.

[A Thing Called Love]

Better than pills.

Well...I think "charming" is the word at hand here. What a charming, delightful tale. Either the toilet scene ruined the rest of the movie, or the rest of the movie ruined the toilet scene. I would not at all mind watching a sequel. Please continue with our hero's demented path he's started on. Have him bring feces with him on his date. Or something. I dunno...surprise me. Wake me up. Grab me by my furry bees and teach me the meaning of perversion. Like a doctor teaches his patient about humility after gently massaging his prostate. You get the idea.

[Neo-Bender SE]

Spiffage

Nice job. You used effort. It's been two years, so my guess is there won't be any more of these. I'm also guessing you're not reading this. So...I will conclude by saying that my shorts are filled with curried mayonnaise.

[XIAO XIAO Spoof]

UH!

This is my second review. I wonder if it will be my last? This film was the most important work of 2001. I found it intoxicatingly bland, just like the times. A true work of something-something. Smells like cabbage. All my six are belong to sentence structure. The meaning of life is to love your neighbor without getting arrested. More pie!

[fist me mister]

A dandy mini-parade of ink-huffing.

This is my very first review. I wonder if it'll be the last. "Fist Me Mister" is a classic example of too much beer getting into the wrong artist's liver. HOWEVER. The black assmeats being thrown hither and thither make me think of a fine Easter ham. Those are swell! And now, I consider myself not exactly being a cunt deserving death.