Score: 9

"Under-rated, madcap poopery"

submission: A Day At Sea

date: May 8, 2003

Wow! These Jim the Cats are superbly farted. If they had gone through the portal they would have done much better. Great, funny characters masterfully rendered. Definitely a Spumco flavor that's a tad overdone, but well done regardless! These films fill up my colon with chocolatey goodness! Two thumb up...MY ASSMEATS!

Score: 8

"Great!"

submission: Till death do us part

date: April 30, 2003

Points off for way too much name placement of Brainwash studios on the poster, and computer, in backgrounds during intense scenes. They spoil the mood. This is not a piece with any space for tongue-in-cheek product placement, especially your own. ANYWAY! Great character exploration and comic-book cinema. I'm sure whatever band wrote the song (it's your fault I'm lame, since you didn't credit them in the portal submission) you used would be interested in seeing this video!

Score: 9

"Gracious."

submission: Barnyard Shenanigans!

date: April 19, 2003

Drugs good

Score: 4

"We are the Blorg"

submission: Spaceflight

date: April 16, 2003

OK, good practice effort. You obviously have ability.... Now make something entertaining. And don't forget to credit the music next time!

Score: 7

"It was good."

submission: HTF Easter Smoochie

date: April 16, 2003

It was good and all, but it sure reminds me a lot of Retarded Animal Babies. (now removing tongue from cheek)

Score: 9

"Tastelessly craptastic!"

submission: Madness Redeemer

date: April 14, 2003

Truly wonderful...very reminiscent of that Xiao Xiao shit. I was disappointed with the ending, but am having a hard time imagining a better one. Very fluid angimatin'. Crosshair faces will invade my dreams for a fortnight.

Score: 10

"The sum is greater than the parts"

submission: Qi

date: April 14, 2003

Staggering...Tron meets Fantasia. Like watching a dream.

Score: 10

"I'm very, very impressed"

submission: Johnny Rocketfingers

date: April 10, 2003

Stick figures sure are easy to animate, ain't they? But they get the point across on the lowest of budgets. The animating/art ability is there, you just choose not to use too much of it. Because fuck, man...who's writing the checks? I respect that.

Score: 4

"Great work. Shitty game play."

submission: Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

date: April 9, 2003

GREAT graphics, great style, and it's even funny there, corky! So much effort put into a game that's by all rights impossible to play. Maybe I should give it more than one minute of trying. But then again, maybe I don't have more than a minute, eh? Anyway, too bad about the bad audio, too. Poor tempo. Four months...tsk tsk.

Score: 5

"Better than pills."

submission: A Thing Called Love

date: April 8, 2003

Well...I think "charming" is the word at hand here. What a charming, delightful tale. Either the toilet scene ruined the rest of the movie, or the rest of the movie ruined the toilet scene. I would not at all mind watching a sequel. Please continue with our hero's demented path he's started on. Have him bring feces with him on his date. Or something. I dunno...surprise me. Wake me up. Grab me by my furry bees and teach me the meaning of perversion. Like a doctor teaches his patient about humility after gently massaging his prostate. You get the idea.