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Dave

Age/Gender: 38, Male
Location: Canton, CT
Job: artist/animator

Hello! I've made over forty Flash films since 2000 for Fark, CampChaos, National Lampoon, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and of course, you fine folks right here on Newgrounds. Retarded Animal Babies products available here: cafepress.com/animal babies

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Score: 10
Tom's Easter orgy

"10+"

submission: Tom's Easter orgy
date: March 26, 2008

That kicked absolute ass. Kudos to YOU... great character faces & smooth animating. Humorous shock value aplenty. Wobbity wobbity brain kaplooey.... --Dave

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Score: 5
Blueberry

"Ending ideas for YOU!"

submission: Blueberry
date: July 2, 2007

Just take an hour or two to make an ending, and update your .swf in the submission. Possible ideas:

1) Pie is cooked... fade out on pie. Everyone loves pie.
2) Oven explodes & cafe burns to the ground.
3) Truck crashes through window of cafe before pie finishes.
4) Pie transforms into giant robot
5) Pie is served to starving children... everyone's holding hands & it's a fucking Benetton ad from the late -'80s
6) Pie gets thrown in cameras face for a nice SPLAT! ending
7) Jason Schwartzman has sex with pie - obviously
8) Pie is eaten by some lady. It's crapped out & eventually fertilizes new blueberry trees. It's the goddamned circle of life, Simba
9) Blueberries weren't blueberries; they were poisonous unripened nightshade berries and everybody in the diner dies.
10) The blueberries are all little Earths and George W. Bush is the baker. He eats the pie and shits out a fountain of crude oil afterwards. OK, so this one might take more like three hours to animate...

Anyway, good art style.

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Score: 10
Bloody Cat Ep. 14-17

"LAFFTASTIC"

date: June 12, 2007

Great voices, timing, & sense of humor. I laughed throughout. I firmly believe in the power of 10-second entertainment!! Way to go... this should've gotten a portal award. A+++

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