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"The Fucking Fucker" is now a $5000 guitar amp

Posted by Dave Jan. 16, 2008 @ 1:25 PM EST

Retarded Animal Babies fans might get a chuckle out of a brand new $5000 Metasonix guitar amp announced today called, of all things, the Fucking Fucker.

I personally provided a dozen and a half drawings of Puppy for it, cock'n'balls and all. More notable is the bright yellow 3" by 20" front nameplate, featuring 21 nude models pleasuring Puppy's enormous, hose-like cock exactly 56 different ways, weaving its way in, through, and out all their mouths, vaginas & assholes (and a few other holes too, not to mention boob-fuckin' and a few fists and toes). I wish I'd made it 23 nudes instead, one for each of the 23 VACUUM TUBES inside this beast. If you've ever learned anything about amps, this is serious shit.

Anyway, check out the page over at Metasonix & see the amp for yourself. There's a link towards the bottom of the page which takes you to a hi-res image, too!

--Dave

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31 Comments

Jan. 16, 2008 | 1:29 PM Rudy says:

Ah, freaking awesome, bro :)

Jan. 16, 2008 | 1:36 PM snake23 says:

Yeah, that is nicely done. :3

Jan. 16, 2008 | 1:36 PM Scribbler says:

Now that's what I'm talking about! If it were half that price I would probably purchase it. Rock on man!

Jan. 16, 2008 | 1:39 PM AdamJack says:

Rock on Dave. That's the best thing I've seen today.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 2:07 PM Raped says:

Jesus loves you.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 2:19 PM lenkobiscuit says:

Dave you legend.

Nobody does crude as crude as you man : )

Jan. 16, 2008 | 2:24 PM q13qew says:

l l awesome dude

Jan. 16, 2008 | 2:31 PM WCC says:

if only I had $4800, I would get it for the hell of it, but that's seriously cool, having a amp with images of puppy on it! Rock on dude!

Jan. 16, 2008 | 3:26 PM Cyberdevil says:

Woohoo! Friggin amazing. :)

Jan. 16, 2008 | 3:45 PM jakk-locke says:

The description alone is worth it :D

F***! The artwork ruled bigtime =D

Jan. 16, 2008 | 3:48 PM Luxury-Yacht says:

THat's just fucking cool and no one can say otherwise.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 4:13 PM KingDavid says:

lmfao nice

Jan. 16, 2008 | 5:14 PM Stevezor says:

Just. Pure. Awesome.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 5:20 PM Dazmi says:

Isn't $5000 a little much to spend on anything?
Well, congratz! :]

Jan. 16, 2008 | 8:27 PM MilfredmousZX says:

fUCK YOU;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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Jan. 16, 2008 | 8:50 PM NapalmGirl says:

Hey Dave Pimp my Amp like that and I'll totally be your pal. Lol. Hee hee! ^_~

Jan. 17, 2008 | 12:33 AM stupidmexicans666666 says:

thatz an awesome amp dood

Jan. 17, 2008 | 10:01 AM Ragnarokia says:

Honestly was it called that for the obvious laugh or was it for something else?
Either way it's better than childish hate reviews, keep this stuff posted : )

Jan. 20, 2008 | 8:16 AM pacometaloso says:

You prver way do make well drity crtoons?

Jan. 22, 2008 | 11:58 AM Emanhattan says:

lol, cant wait till they make a product that is called "purple penis" or something

Jan. 26, 2008 | 11:04 AM cyberdruid says:

u rock dave!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:00 AM blocksarecool1 says:

hahaha
i wish i had enough money to get it

Feb. 5, 2008 | 2:36 PM Splurda says:

haha thats the weirdest thing ive seen all day xD

Feb. 12, 2008 | 4:32 AM BlackStarWorshipper1 says:

I'm sick of all the goddamn homophobia in your 'Retarded Animal Babies' series. For your information you have no right to use the words 'fag' and 'faggot' and whenever the animals don't like something they refer to it as 'gay'. That's pathetic and instilling homophobia into people. I demand you apologize.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 11:19 PM EvilEgg says:

LOL thats great Dave.

Feb. 19, 2008 | 3:01 PM bztoot says:

That is awesome :D
If i was in need of a amp (heck, if i could even play a guitar) and had the money, i'd totally get that! :)

Feb. 20, 2008 | 6:54 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

Awesome I might buy it.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 2:48 PM StrawberryFFuck says:

A-FUCKING-MAZING!!!
I wish I had one of these.
They are totally worth the price.