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"The Fucking Fucker" is now a $5000 guitar amp

Posted by Dave - January 16th, 2008


Retarded Animal Babies fans might get a chuckle out of a brand new $5000 Metasonix guitar amp announced today called, of all things, the Fucking Fucker.

I personally provided a dozen and a half drawings of Puppy for it, cock'n'balls and all. More notable is the bright yellow 3" by 20" front nameplate, featuring 21 nude models pleasuring Puppy's enormous, hose-like cock exactly 56 different ways, weaving its way in, through, and out all their mouths, vaginas & assholes (and a few other holes too, not to mention boob-fuckin' and a few fists and toes). I wish I'd made it 23 nudes instead, one for each of the 23 VACUUM TUBES inside this beast. If you've ever learned anything about amps, this is serious shit.

Anyway, check out the page over at Metasonix & see the amp for yourself. There's a link towards the bottom of the page which takes you to a hi-res image, too!

--Dave


Comments

Ah, freaking awesome, bro :)

Yeah, that is nicely done. :3

Now that's what I'm talking about! If it were half that price I would probably purchase it. Rock on man!

Rock on Dave. That's the best thing I've seen today.

Jesus loves you.

Dave you legend.

Nobody does crude as crude as you man : )

l l awesome dude

if only I had $4800, I would get it for the hell of it, but that's seriously cool, having a amp with images of puppy on it! Rock on dude!

Woohoo! Friggin amazing. :)

The description alone is worth it :D

F***! The artwork ruled bigtime =D

THat's just fucking cool and no one can say otherwise.

lmfao nice

Just. Pure. Awesome.

Isn't $5000 a little much to spend on anything?
Well, congratz! :]

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Hey Dave Pimp my Amp like that and I'll totally be your pal. Lol. Hee hee! ^_~

thatz an awesome amp dood

Honestly was it called that for the obvious laugh or was it for something else?
Either way it's better than childish hate reviews, keep this stuff posted : )

You prver way do make well drity crtoons?

lol, cant wait till they make a product that is called "purple penis" or something

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