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King of the Portal

2007-08-06 23:45:50 by Dave
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I just wanted to say to anyone reading my user page this month... how cool it is to Reign Supreme in this orange-and-grey empire of filth, frivolity, friends and family (hmm... who can help me out with another F-word here?). I'm honored and only wish I could have (finally) attended Comic Con this year to shake some hands.

I promise I will do everything in my power to go next year & bring a shitload of free DVDs... but that means I'll need to reserve a hotel room RIGHT NOW because those bitches fill up fast. They probably already have, actually.

But I'm getting off-track.

My Portal Kingship is, frankly, undeserved, because it's only been the weekly uploads of my old Sci-Fi Guys toons, and a tepidly-received RAB game, that allowed me to upload 5 higher-than-average-rated files in one month. So I salute all the submitters that actually created a multiple amount of *brand new* stuff this month that also got high ratings... all the Portal Princes and Princesses and Dukes and Knights and, uh, Rooks... shit, I ran out of titles. Drunk again, sorry.

But I definitely am very happy. These Sci-Fi Guys films were, after all, my first! And 2000-2001, when I made them, was such a long, long time ago. Some of you were still shitting your sheets back then... and the standards for quality have gotten increasingly intimidating ever since. To have successfully competed on this level with an old product strokes me big time.

And in all seriousness, I plan on using all this prestige to get laid every single day. Oh come on, like you wouldn't. It's either that or just write drunken, rambling posts on Newgrounds and go shit my sheets for old times sake.

--Dave


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Jammer3Jammer3

2007-08-28 22:22:57

Congrats on being portal king Dave you deserve it because whatever u send out its gold


steph2568steph2568

2007-08-27 12:11:22

congrats on being King of the Portal, Dave


SifrSifr

2007-08-27 01:50:28

Congratulations Dave! Have fun during your rain! Drink beer and be merry!


NateDogg1001NateDogg1001

2007-08-24 04:27:02

dood you rule. RAB...best thing ever. great man. kudos to you.


q13qewq13qew

2007-08-24 03:31:09

L am your best fan.L love all of your animations.


q13qewq13qew

2007-08-24 03:30:17

Dave anwer my queations


ShaunShaun

2007-08-24 00:16:04

ill laid you, oh dave king of the portal.


coolman334coolman334

2007-08-23 23:18:06

KING OF THE PORTAL UR THE BEST


Zenet11Zenet11

2007-08-23 17:13:34

Cool, ure the king of the portal! Awsome!


q13qewq13qew

2007-08-23 10:23:22

you are the greatest


deal-with-itdeal-with-it

2007-08-22 22:04:20

Another F word?hmm..... fun, funny, fucked up. thats all i can think of now, d('-'d)


emoh8rfolifeemoh8rfolife

2007-08-22 21:54:19

I am glad that you became King of The Portal, you make great works I love RAB and hope that you will keep making them. And I just might check out your Sci-fi Guys, well good luck with whatever you will do.


ChickenlumpChickenlump

2007-08-22 20:35:21

Your music video for Virus Alert was awesome! It makes me feel good to know that some of my favorite flash artists are up in the world of fame like that. (Translation to Computer N00B: UR MY00ZIK VID 4 V1RuZ 4LRT WuZ AW3S0M!!! ET M8KZ M3 PH34L G00D T4HT S0M3 OV My F4V FL4SH 4RT1STZ R ^ IN T3H WURLD OV F8M L1K3 TH4T!!!11!!1


altrix22altrix22

2007-08-22 19:26:54

it means youre sexy harry potter ROTFLOL!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!
1111!!!!!!!!!!


TKOCTKOC

2007-08-22 11:50:05

wow, nice one dude! you rock!


gmoeny01gmoeny01

2007-08-21 23:08:16

haha! make the women plesant give you head!

but for real, great job on being king of the portal


RednirgRednirg

2007-08-21 15:48:47

Congrats.


Link24lLink24l

2007-08-21 14:11:33

omg your the one1 who made sci fi guys omg id think better of some1 who got to touch wierd al.....ofcourse i kno i havent submitted anything yet


StirlStirl

2007-08-21 08:31:24

Oh Holy Dave, King of the Portal!... Or something like that... Anyway, PLEASE MAKE MORE RAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Stirl


MetaformerMetaformer

2007-08-20 18:16:34

Well done no becoming King of the Portal. But you cannot kill StrawberryClock, StrawberryClock is King of the Portal! (Yeah I've joined the Clock Crew.)


NyosekiNyoseki

2007-08-20 16:12:11

Oh mah Gawd! Wierd Al! ENVY! XD You deserve King.

F Word: Frigidare!


JeffreyD123JeffreyD123

2007-08-18 03:21:36

Retarded animal babies is my fave flash of all time, ive watchd all of them like 50 times and i get my friends to watch them as well lol


PureLionHeartPureLionHeart

2007-08-18 01:47:22

Weird Al!?
You're oficially my hero.


supysupsupsupysupsup

2007-08-17 14:15:52

its dave HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!! o and please blam the shit outa this flash called dutty the clown it sucks ass balls and everything else


GeinGein

2007-08-15 16:56:36

you are sexay


Bio-Weapon117Bio-Weapon117

2007-08-15 15:16:08

you kno wierd al?


YoinKYoinK

2007-08-15 10:43:30

A king of the portal from CT, I don't believe!


LuisLuis

2007-08-15 00:16:28

Felicidades en tu King de Portal. SI.


deathxcsdeathxcs

2007-08-13 22:53:03

I think your King of the Portal title is well deserved, the only other person I could imagine being King of the Portal is Adam Phillips, his work is great too. But enough about him, keep up the good work. And nice job working with Weird Al :D


Chicken-pattiesChicken-patties

2007-08-13 21:50:24

dude u are king of the portal because u get an award for like every flash i would make u king too if i got to chose


StrawberryFFuckStrawberryFFuck

2007-08-10 22:57:26

great stuff!
Keep making movies man!
They're the best!


blueboltbluebolt

2007-08-09 16:43:00

u are happiest


pik-manpik-man

2007-08-09 13:31:29

i just whatched the first retarded animl babies... it was awsome... and don't make fun of people with dislyxia... i have it... it was still funny though


DrClockzorDrClockzor

2007-08-09 12:33:12

Shaggytheclown17 , If he isn't popular, why does everyone know about him?


TheD-LucksEditionTheD-LucksEdition

2007-08-09 08:37:08

Congrats, Dave, go have a beer. Great profile pic by the way.


Shaggytheclown17Shaggytheclown17

2007-08-09 02:15:10

Strawberry clock isnt the king of anything let me tell u KKyuubi, hes not popular at all in addition to his crappy flashes.
Great job on king of the portal, i hope to see more RAB cartoons soon 8D


KKyuubiKKyuubi

2007-08-08 22:38:56

Although you are king, you are a fraud. StrawberryClock is the real king of the portal :)


WarrickneffWarrickneff

2007-08-08 22:00:16

Congrats on being King of Portal, also it's cool that you've met Weird Al as judging by your pic.


ToasteyToastey

2007-08-08 11:47:07

You'll always be king to me Dave..hehehehehe :D

And another f word, Fagiggly :P


uber1337sammichuber1337sammich

2007-08-08 11:08:59

congratulations dave, king of the portal. to be honest im not a huge fan of sci fi guys, i do like it though. i like RAB, its my favorite flash series. i have been following them since the day the second was entered into the portal, and have loved all your work. i was at comic-con this year, and maybe if u go next year ill see ya there.

thanks dave
-chris w, lynn massachussetts


axholeaxhole

2007-08-08 01:59:56

LOVE YOU DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


codemonkeyscodemonkeys

2007-08-07 13:10:08

you should make more retarted animal babies their awesome.


mariobro42mariobro42

2007-08-07 12:17:56

You want another F word?
Freakfest?


SlashFirestormSlashFirestorm

2007-08-07 05:06:37

I know that I would have sex with the King of the Portal. And anyone who says otherwise is lying out their ass.